If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend
“They call themselves the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy”. “What a bunch of a-holes”.
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
any ladies out there attracted to guys who like the noises submarines make?